put this sticker on my ass
Michael Jordan slam dunking Shinji Ikari.
"who wears the pants in the relationship?"
no one. this is a strictly maid outfit only relationship.
SMOOTH AS FUCK
I laughed way too hard.
So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit.
that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet
sometimes i really like humans